Sewing patterns for clothes worth wearing,
and a limited run of finished pieces made from them.

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Pattern Sheets

Every Kissing Parasites pattern, in one list. All of them are PDF downloads with a tiled file for US Letter or A4, a single A0 sheet for a copy shop, and a construction workflow written for a home machine.

Browse by what you want to make: tops for sweatshirts and hoodies, outerwear for zip-up jackets, dresses for the bias cut slip, bags for the duffel and tote, and accessories for the beanie.

Garment patterns run XS to XXL and every page lists finished measurements taken flat, so you can size against a garment you already own. Buy three or more and the discount applies automatically at checkout.

New to PDF patterns? Start with how to print a PDF sewing pattern, then find your size and choose your fabric.

Gusset Crew Neck Gusset Crew Neck Gusset Crew Neck Gusset Crew Neck Gusset Crew Neck Gusset Crew Neck Gusset Crew Neck

Gusset Crew Neck

With extended waistband and cuffsXS–XXLBeginner
Fabric
Mid-weight French terry or heavyweight jersey, 280–380 gsm
Colours
Black with natural contrast rib

Pattern specs

  • 7 pattern pieces
  • Seam allowance 1 cm throughout
  • Notions: None
$16.00 View pattern →
Duffel Bag Duffel Bag Duffel Bag Duffel Bag Duffel Bag Duffel Bag Duffel Bag

Duffel Bag

With lined interior and side patch pocketOne sizeIntermediate
Fabric
Fur-on-hide leather, leather, heavy canvas, vinyl or military surplus — anything stable and non-stretch
Colours
Brown hide with tan leather straps

Pattern specs

  • 9 pattern pieces
  • Seam allowance 1 cm and 2 cm — marked per piece
  • Notions: One 19 in zip (top) and one 7 in zip (patch pocket)
$18.00 View pattern →
Midi Slip Dress Midi Slip Dress Midi Slip Dress Midi Slip Dress Midi Slip Dress Midi Slip Dress Midi Slip Dress Midi Slip Dress

Midi Slip Dress

With external design seams, darts, and plunge necklineXS–XLIntermediate
Fabric
Bias-friendly woven with good drape — silk charmeuse, satin, crepe or a fine rayon
Colours
Oatmeal, ivory

Pattern specs

  • 7 pattern pieces
  • Seam allowance 1 cm throughout
  • Notions: None
$18.00 View pattern →
Classic Fit Hoodie Classic Fit Hoodie Classic Fit Hoodie Classic Fit Hoodie Classic Fit Hoodie Classic Fit Hoodie Classic Fit Hoodie

Classic Fit Hoodie

With front pocket and oversized hoodXS–XXLBeginner
Fabric
Mid-weight cotton fleece, French terry or brushed knit, 280–380 gsm
Colours
Heather grey

Pattern specs

  • 7 pattern pieces
  • Seam allowance 1 cm throughout
  • Notions: Drawcord and two metal eyelets
$16.00 View pattern →
Oversized Tote Bag Oversized Tote Bag Oversized Tote Bag Oversized Tote Bag Oversized Tote Bag Oversized Tote Bag Oversized Tote Bag Oversized Tote Bag

Oversized Tote Bag

With lined interior and internal patch pocketOne sizeBeginner
Fabric
Heavy canvas, cotton duck, fur-on-hide leather, vinyl or military surplus — stable and non-stretch
Colours
Natural canvas with stencilled red cross

Pattern specs

  • 5 pattern pieces
  • Seam allowance 1 cm and 2 cm — marked per piece
  • Notions: One 8 in zip for the interior pocket
$16.00 View pattern →
Fleece Zip-Up Fleece Zip-Up Fleece Zip-Up Fleece Zip-Up Fleece Zip-Up Fleece Zip-Up Fleece Zip-Up

Fleece Zip-Up

With front pockets and stand collarXS–XXLBeginner
Fabric
Polar fleece, sherpa or heavy brushed knit, 300–400 gsm
Colours
Grey with dark green contrast sleeves; also pale blue with teal

Pattern specs

  • 7 pattern pieces
  • Seam allowance 1 cm throughout
  • Notions: One separating zip — 26 in for XS–M, 28 in for L–XXL
$16.00 View pattern →
Army Bag Army Bag Army Bag Army Bag Army Bag Army Bag

Army Bag

Top-load with a circular base and full liningOne sizeBeginner
Fabric
Heavy canvas, cotton duck, twill, denim or military surplus. Stable and non-stretch
Colours
Olive drab canvas

Pattern specs

  • 5 pattern pieces
  • Seam allowance 1 cm throughout
  • Notions: One metal snap hook, one D-ring and one slide adjuster
$18.00 View pattern →
Raglan Zip-Up Raglan Zip-Up Raglan Zip-Up Raglan Zip-Up Raglan Zip-Up Raglan Zip-Up

Raglan Zip-Up

With extended neckline and front pocketsXS–XXLBeginner
Fabric
Mid-weight fleece or French terry, 280–380 gsm
Colours
Navy with charcoal raglan sleeves

Pattern specs

  • 8 pattern pieces
  • Seam allowance 1 cm throughout
  • Notions: One separating zip — 20 in for XS–S, 22 in for M–L, 24 in for XL–XXL
$16.00 View pattern →
Woven Skully Woven Skully Woven Skully Woven Skully Woven Skully Woven Skully Woven Skully

Woven Skully

With side tabXS–XXLBeginner
Fabric
Light-to-mid weight woven, 150–250 gsm — flannel, plaid shirting, wool suiting or cotton twill
Colours
Navy plaid, black plaid

Pattern specs

  • 1 pattern pieces
  • Seam allowance 2 cm throughout
  • Notions: None
$10.00 View pattern →
Work Jacket Work Jacket Work Jacket Work Jacket Work Jacket Work Jacket

Work Jacket

Fully lined, with welt pockets and buttoned sleeve tabsXS–XXLAdvanced
Fabric
10–14 oz cotton duck or canvas for the outer, blanket, flannel or quilted cotton for the lining
Colours
Black cotton duck with brass hardware

Pattern specs

  • 24 pattern pieces
  • Seam allowance 1 cm throughout
  • Notions: One 26 in metal separating zip, two 18–20 mm buttons or snaps, heavy-duty thread and a 100/16 jeans needle
$20.00 View pattern →